acoustickub:

0kboy:

WTF? I’m a whore, you idiot…

racial:

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

dankmemeuniversity:

superlova:

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,

theshitneyspears:

2017: dumb bitch

2018: sad bitch

2019: bad bitch

personalgrowthforsale:

lemonvortex:

lemonvortex:

Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE

Why do women hate innovation?

counterpunches:

cerix-the-gray-prince:

tallravenclawnerd:

pikaglove:

yermemeblog:

When you’re a duck and have places to be, but safety is key

I literally saw a goose do a similar thing while I was on the highway going to work

Omg

They are learning

#respectful law abiding birds

ruinedchildhood:

matissethecatto:

decadénce

alexander:

When they finally restock the local CVS with extra small condoms.